I Gotta Get Organized 

by Darren Senn 

procrastination hassles me 
confusion is my cup of tea 
my vision's 20/20, but I can't see 
my filin' cabinet's upside down 
my picket fence is painted brown 
when I take a bath, there's an off chance I might drown 

I gotta get organized 
gotta get my shit together, gotta do it now 
I gotta get organized 
I ain't got nothin' better to do anyhow 
I gotta get organized 
but if I never do I won't be surprised 

my wife is four months overdue 
my attack dog's name is cindy lou 
my left foot don't quite fit in my left shoe 
I stop at green lights, I go on red 
when the sun comes up I go to bed 
when I take ex-lax, it goes right to my head 

I gotta get organized 
gotta get my shit together, gotta do it now 
I gotta get organized 
I ain't got nothin' better to do anywhow 
I gotta get organized 
but if I never do I won't be surprised 

my uni-cycle's got two wheels 
I don't know how sensation feels 
the sushi restaurant serves me cooked meals 
my doctor tells me he's in pain 
my shrink is legally insane 
I get sunburned out in the pouring rain 

I gotta get organized 
gotta get my shit together, gotta do it now 
I gotta get organized 
I ain't got nothin' better to do anywhow 
I gotta get organized 
but if I never do I won't be surprised